Monday, July 28, 2014

Bruce Vs. Bruce - Springsteen versus the Hulk!

In an effort to give you the most comprehensive Springsteen coverage, I've started a new series I call Bruce Versus Bruce.  In BvB, we will go over how our favorite Bruce matches up against histories greatest Bruces.  In our first (and hopefully not last) match-up, I've set the Boss up against Bruce Banner, also known as the Incredible Hulk!  It will be a tall order for the Boss, but let's see how he handles it:

The Hulk
The Boss
Real First Name
Advantage: Springsteen

Advantage: Springsteen

Identifiable Colors
Red, White, and Blue
Advantage: Springsteen

Purple Pants
Blue Jeans & White T-Shirt
Advantage: Hulk

Known Associates
The Avengers, Earth’s Mightiest Heroes
The heart-stopping, pants dropping, house-rocking, earth-quaking, booty-shaking, Viagra-taking, love-making, Legenday E Street Band
Advantage: Springsteen

Gained Powers Via:
Gamma Bomb
Born In New Jersey
Advantage: Springsteen

Has Been Portrayed in Movies By:
Eric Bana, Ed Norton, Mark Ruffalo
Bruce Springsteen
Advantage: Springsteen

You Won’t Like Him When:
He’s Angry
It’s the 1990s
Advantage: Hulk

And there you have it!  In a 6-2 rout, Bruce Springsteen trounces Bruce Banner, and continues his reign as the strongest one there is.  Stay tuned for the next opponent to step into the ring with the Boss.

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